Sunday, February 15, 2009

Lawsuits: the seldom considered consequence of sex

Roberto’s Alomar website claims he is one of the greatest second basemen to ever play the game of baseball, but Alomar’s alleged reputation of getting to more than second base has gotten him in a spot of trouble.

Alomar’s ex-girlfriend Ilya Dall (pictured here) claims that the retired ball player has full blown AIDS and suspected he was sick during their four year relationship, though Alomar refused to get tested.


Dall says when she and Alomar had sex he demanded it be unprotected, and I guess Dall, mesmerized by the Latin lover, lost all abilities to say no.





Love makes you do some crazy things sometimes.





Dall says Alomar finally got tested for the disease in February of 2006 and that the results were positive.
As a result of these results Dall is seeking $15 million dollars in damages, claiming Alomar’s behaviour put her in direct danger. $15 million USD, which is, in Canadian, a hell of a lot.
Dall has tested negative on all her HIV tests so far, but is scared that it may not stay that way.
Or is she scared that she might have to live with the consequences of her personal decisions?
Is she mad that maybe she will develop AIDS? Or that he refused to get tested? Or that they, together, made the choice to not use a condom?

Alomar says he is in fine health and that he is hurt that someone he was once so close to would hurt him that way.
Although, I think that’s probably Dall’s position too.
A he said/she said at its worst.


She says Alomar even exhibited health issues symptomatic of HIV. She says he often had mouth and throat sores, was consistently tired, and by 2006 even needed a wheelchair to get around at an airport.
He says, um, no.


$15 million is a lot of money to ask for emotional distress caused by an ex boyfriend (unless you ‘re taking about the revenues of the Sex and the City franchise.)
$15 million dollars is a whole new level of pissed at an ex I have never personally experienced (thankfully I’m sure for Tom, Dick, and Harry.)


But then again none of my exes have ever dated Puerto Rican model Maripily Rivera, or anyone quite like her. (Most pictures of Rivera floating around were too revealing to post here.)
Rivera was recently quoted saying that Dall was just out to destroy Alomar.

Although I’m sure some would like to see Dall, who is a comepetitive arm wrestler, take on bombshell Rivera, I would just like to see three emotionally and physically healthy people get on with their lives.







(For more remembrances of past Alomar brushes with trouble see here:






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